pick a breakfast food.
waffles
sauted veggies
radioactive nail polish from the 1970s
a bannana covered in glitter
cereal topped with whipped cream strawberries glitter more cereal and superman ice cream
eggs and bacon
what in tarnation are you guys eating for breakfast???

what's your favorite genre?
country
pop
literally anything but pop
literally anything but country
punk metal ska alt i LOVE loud stuff
i dont like music too much...
calm music like lofi or indie

pick an ambiguously queer lawyer
elle woods
phoenix wright
who are these guys?? whats a lawyer??? where's the guy from the simpsons???
gomez adems (YES HE IS A LAWYER)
matt murdock
billy flynn
MYSELF

ok. now how hard would they defend you in court
im a free man/woman/idk baybeeee
they'd arrest me but thanks to my cunning intelect(wet cat personality) theyd let me go
oh death penalty for sure.
we wouldnt go to court we'd have a girls night and paint our nails and gossip
we wouldnt go to court we'd get married
i dont HAVE a lawyer
id go to jail only because id be really annoying and the judge would kick me out

you can pick a fictional language as your second/third/i dont know your lingustic intelect language. pick one
simlish
inkling
circular gallifreyan
wingdings(not fictional but still..)
furbish
klingon
french

pick an investigators character thats not one of the answers
zeb
houdino
mangos dad
gi moe
quinby(hello venus)
nora
ivy

new genders just dropped?? choose
loud
girl but a bit to the left
barf bag on an airplane that never got used
the gold inside a flock camera
quantum physics
book that hasnt been touched for 3 years
wet cat

ok last question.. be honest with me have you actually ever read investigators
no i just like quizzes..
uhm YES
yeah im john patrick green/pat lewis/other person who worked on investigators because i forgotim so sorry
WHERE AM I
no im doing this for fun. but i dont like quizzes. or do i
i cant think of a funny answer
can we get to the results already pretty please